heart4rescue:

SEND HALP

IA SDFGCANT

CALL ME GAYBE

GAY HOMOEROTIC PERFECTION

TO THIS

SONFG AND WHAT.

YEs

J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather. 

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jo why

this can’t be real

this can’t be real

this can’t be real

this can’t be real

this can’t be real

this can’t be real

eviscera:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

carlos…………

eowyning:

samberrilicious:

iamretrokid:

theskeeterveffect:

alcoholicgifts:

yunzi:

lol

There are certain people on tumblr who if they came knocking at my door at like 4am asking for food I would let them in.

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

Fuck this, I’m going to Dalton 

cracktastic:

• No teachers
• Hot boys everywhere
• Kick-ass no bullying policy
• Homework is only for throwing
• They give you a free pet just for joining
• You never have to worry about what to wear
• Sexiness is encouraged
• There’s a slow-motion hallway
• There’s a special room only for drinking coffee and making out
• No class, ever
• And if you burst into song, the whole school shuts down.

cupnoodlestarkid:

corymontooth:

HEEEHEHEHEHEEHEE THIS IS A PERF PIC

Super friends.

alwaysrumbleroar:

courtopuertorican:

emilyfay:

thefoxxybenedict:

wolfywox:

aprilspink:

I’m all kinds of late to this joke. Behind on the meme, behind on the Apocalyptour jokes, but hey, this is funny anyway.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

“Hitler discovers the Crystal Skull ticks sold out”

MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION. EVERYONE WATCH IT.

omg best thing EVER

I WAS ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH ASDF

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

I AM LAUGHINGSO HARD RIGHT NOW

“She’s so small and whimsical!”

thefoxxybenedict:

jakemulford:

constellationlcd:

studying for finals

ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!

packard-power:

imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up

　

SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES

chriscolfer:

me too kurt